You know, Pride and Prejudice gets all the glory, but it’s Persuasion where Austen really brings the smote.
you will each choose, at random, a card from inside this box. on each card, there’s a profession. based on that profession, your colleague’s going to make decisions concerning your bunker worthiness. you have a brutally short window to calculate who deserves a slot in your bunker. your one tool? logic.
I’m sorry, but who needs a harpist in their bunker??
you don’t even need to make fun of republicans they do it for you
Wait are they actually asking if teens think Obama is the Sex?
WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE QUETZALCOATLUS?!
I MEAN, JESUS F. CHRIST.
PTERODACTYLS AIN’T SHIT NEXT TO THESE MOTHER FUCKERS. QUETZALCOATLUS FUCKING ATE BABY DINOSAURS FOR BRUNCH.
JUST IMAGINE SOMETHING AS TALL AS A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE
SOARING THROUGH THE SKIES AT 80 MILES PER HOUR, AND THEN SWOOPING DOWN AND FUCKING EATING YOUR FACE OFF.